December 2009
43 posts
"Let me tell you what 'Like A Virgin' is about..."
“…It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine. I’m talkin’ morning, day, night, afternoon… Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick! Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker. It’s like, “Whoa, baby.” He’s like Charles Bronson in “The Great Escape.” He’s diggin’ tunnels. Now she’s gettin’ serious dick action. She’s feelin’ somethin’ she ain’t felt since...
carol can you send ted fields in here to be fired...
straight c's in three out of four classes
if only i actually tried in school. my 2.0 gpa will get raised by the last class i’m waiting on i hope, and then i can go to england if i reach 2.5!
you know how sometimes you fall asleep with music...
well no music was playing, but i had a dream that i was singing rose’s turn from gypsy on broadway. i am taking this as some sort of sign, though i don’t quite know what that sign is yet.
Reblog with the song you are listening to RIGHT...
japanesewhispers:
lovewhisper:
sean lennon “parachute”
edith piaf - l’accordeoniste
pauliebleeker: um i saw a fat kid with a tail
pauliebleeker: and a i heart furries button
pauliebleeker: so...
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every day i'm hustlin'
i love you, buk.
we finally got free of one another. it’s sad but it’s standard operating procedure (I am constantly confused by the lack of durability in human affairs). I suppose the parting was unhappy maybe even ugly. it’s been 3 or 4 years now and I wonder if she ever thinks of me, of what I am doing?
Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire…. Pain...
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my father's rant about august rush
“everyone has told me what a great movie this was, so i watched it. THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS MOVIE I’VE EVER SEEN. right now the kid is being chased by robin williams in a subway… wait a minute… HOW DID HE GET TO CENTRAL PARK? WHERE DID HE GET THIS TUX AND COATTAILS?? oh now this is just stupid. look at terrance howard acting like he has a reason to be there. how did he...
reblog if you think the ho in mcmahon is...
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